| Chutzpah, thy name is Bernie Kerik.

Bernie needs cash?
Maybe I'm just slow.
But I'm still a little confused about why Bernard Kerik needs money from me. The man lives in a mansion in New Jersey. He got that $4.4 million stock bonanza for sitting on the Taser board. ("DO Taser me, bro" for that kind of payday!)
Then again, after selling whatever dignity he ever had (as well as his office) he told his bribers, "I feel like I'm on Welfare."
My check is in the mail, Bernie... |