"The idea of covering even the early stages of the cynical and increasingly retrograde campaign has already plunged me into a condition bordering on terminal despair, and if I thought I might have to stay with these people all the way to November I would change my name and seek work as a professional alligator poacher in the swamps around Lake Okeechobee."
--Hunter S. Thompson, "Jimmy Carter and the Great Leap of Faith"
Now any normal person trying to analyze last year's election would have said something like "the fact that Obama was promoting a new type of politics-and that a large majority of the public liked what they were seeing-should have meant that politicians would finally do what the public wanted"...and if you're as cynical as I am, you might have thought that the fact that Obama is the most successful fundraiser in the history of politics would have made other candidates figure that supporting Obama, politically, would be the easy way to put more cheddar in their own pockets.
But here's the thing: Senator Baucus has been in Washington, in the same job, since 1978, which is about three years short of half of his entire life (and he spent those three years in the House), and unless he wakes up dead one morning or Montana secedes from the Union he's pretty much guaranteed to be there until at least January 2015.
In those three decades he's been able to create, and then "outsource", his own independent fundraising operation-and he's been so good at doing this that he can donate money from his own Political Action Committee (Glacier PAC) to other Democrats, which is the Congressional version of acquiring really cool "Magic: The Gathering" cards now in an effort to both control votes today and become a more powerful player later on.
He did it by cultivating people in his own office who later went on to become lobbyists. At least 24 of 'em. Since Baucus now runs the Senate Finance Committee and every bill in the Senate that needs money has to pass through his Committee for approval, all those hard working lobbyists now lobby...wait for it...their former boss.
This creates a fundraising "virtuous circle": "Baucus-affiliated" lobbyists sell access to Baucus...and part of the price of that access is donating to Baucus...which, since "the fix is in", creates legislative successes that lead to more people wanting more access for bigger favors...which makes the prices all go up, creating more power and influence for Baucus and his orbiting constellation of homegrown lobbyists.
And now that the enterprise has reached the point where the entourage has gone on to have their own entourages, Obama's vision of "change you can believe in" is sounding more like a promise to screw up a perfectly good hustle than it is a way to run a country.
So how does all this influence the healthcare debate?
At the moment, Baucus could literally coach a basketball team of former staff members who now lobby Baucus on behalf of health care clients:
--David Castagnetti of Mehlman Vogel Castagnetti, Inc. is the vertically integrated busy beaver of the group, representing drug powerhouses Abbot, AstraZeneca, and Biogen, device manufacturers like GE Medical, service providers like Humana and the American Clinical Lab Association, and AHIP, the trade association of health insurers, among others.
--Jeff Forbes, who is currently self-employed, is representing drug maker Roche Group, Manor Care (who provides long-term care services in nursing homes and other environments), and the Advanced Medical Technology Association (AdvaMed), a group which includes many of the big players in the medical business.
--Roger Blauwet (he of DC's Canfield and Associates), is representing Wyeth and Pfizer (two more major drug manufacturers), the Association of Financial Guaranty Insurers, who are the "reinsurers" who help carry risk for other insurers (in return for a piece of the action), and the Rx Benefits Coalition, which reports that it represents companies that support "market solutions" to make prescription drugs available.
Some clients feel that their needs require more than one "Baucus alumnus" on the payroll, which is why Scott Olsen and Jeff Forbes are working for biotech giant Amgen (along with about 150 other lobbyists), David Castagnetti and Angela Hofmann are slogging it out for Wal-Mart, and Roger Blauwet and Castagnetti are both hoofing it for the Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America (PhRMA), who is, literally, the "Big PhRMA" that everyone talks about.
Drug manufacturer Merck hired three of the anointed: Forbes, Blauwet and Castagnetti.
All of this effort is working-and working well. According to OpenSecrets.org, somewhere in the range of $4.5 million has been donated to Baucus during his career by insurance and healthcare interests.
It isn't just health care, either. Because somewhere around two dozen former Baucus staffers turned lobbyists are "home on the Washington range", no matter what is being debated in Congress, Baucus gets paid (two quick examples of his Committee's jurisdiction: changes in tax policy and financial industry regulation-or the lack of it).
In truth, "Baucus gets paid" is probably a bit too cynical.
What I really should say is that Baucus has been exceptionally successful in listening to all points of view when considering ways to make the lives of every American all they can be, that the people who get listened to are exceptionally grateful for this attention, that millions and millions of dollars worth of gratitude have been funneled to Baucus over the years because he's such a good listener, and that, from now until at least 2015, if you need a Senator to support "status quo you can believe in" you might want to try launching a great big brick of cheddar into the Senator's constellation.
So the next time someone asks you how "change you can believe in" could have possibly morphed into "buy insurance or we'll put you in jail"...well, now you know-and given the choice, wouldn't you rather watch someone make sausage? |
