Wow. If you thought the faux country Brooks and Dunn ripoff, "Brand New Man" was awful, wait until you hear crazy Jack Davis' new radio jingle, a ripoff of the 1968 bubblegum pop classic "Build Me Up Buttercup". It's called, and I'm not making this up, "Who's Gonna Clean it Up?". It's an act of cultural ghoulism that is every bit as horrific as you probably imagine.
SINGER: Who's going to clean it up, (clean it up) politics, baby, Jack Davis will, (Davis will) on Capitol Hill And then best of all (best of all) he'll take the job for just a buck a year, so the message is clear, We need Jack (we need Jack) as our Congressman, darlin' Let's send him to Washington And let Jack clean it up (clean it up) the government, he'll get it done!
FEMALE Voice Over: Let's clean up government from special interest money by voting for Jack Davis, a successful businessman with a lifetime of creating jobs and common sense solutions. Let's say "no" to politics as usual and "yes" to an independent voice for Western New York. That's Jack Davis!
SINGER: We need Jack (we need Jack) as our Congressman, darlin' Let's send him to Washington And let Jack clean it up (clean it up) the government, he'll get it done!
You just can't make stuff like this up. |