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Every time I think that the whole Roger Stone story can't become any weirder, Roger himself smacks me upside the head with something truly effin' bizarre. So, Stone's newest alibi (Friday 9/7/07 approx 6pm EST) is that he couldn't have placed that nasty call to Bernard Spitzer because he was in California GETTING TRICKY DICK'S FACE TATTOOED ON HIS BACK. No, Really.
You just can't make this stuff up.
Roger Stone — former CREEP dirty trickster, occasional Fox contributor, Al Gore fan — is trying to avoid blame for having called and abused Eliot Spitzer’s dad. He was forced to abandon his original alibi after it turned out there were no performances of Frost/Nixon that night. So, instead, he claims he was in Venice Beach, CA getting a tattoo of Richard Nixon’s face. Look, you can kind of see it in the mirror there. But don’t look too close! Your eyes will melt!
Un-effin' real.

Oh, and nice mirror placement, eh?
I give up, Mr. Stone. You, uh, win. Or something. I'm gonna go pour a drink or 5.
UPDATE: Apparently he got this tattoo the day the story about the phone call broke, as Wonkette reveals in this update:
Update: Ok we clearly didn't understand this at all. Stone got the tattoo the day he was accused of making the call, not on the day the call was made. So it's more of a "fuck you" than an alibi.
Wow. Completely unhinged.
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